If there's a handful of days you can count on local television newscasts to milk for a pointless, lame story every year, you'd have: Groundhog Day, the day the polar bear at the zoo gets a new ball to play with, and April 15th. If there's anything more worthless to cover for news, and lots of times the ever-coveted live shot, it's a TV news reporter interviewing late tax filers at the post office. Douchy Reporter: "Hi, Sir, what's your name?" Citizen: "Uh, I'm Mike." Douchy Reporter: "And Mike, why are you filing your taxes so late?" Citizen: "Uh, because I can." Douchy Reporter: "Oookay, thank you. Well, John and Sue, as you can see, it's a hostile, stand-offish crowd here, very tense as last-minute tax filers manually place their envelopes, one by one....Bob, can you get a shot of that......right....yeah, right there......as they place their envelopes in this blue rectangular steel container right over there. Wh