Utterly Useless Knowledge

You really want to know? You're probably not as prepared for the answer as you think you are. Let's listen in on a typical guy conversation. Sure, the setting isn't quite a slice of everyday life, but the story definitely is. Here's Baseball Hall-of-Famer, and one of my childhood heroes, George Brett, just making small talk with a couple of buddies. This....is what guys talk about. Note: If you're not fond of colorful (i.e. FOUL) language, you may want to skip this. At the very least, put your headphones on.

I was the only known witness as this tragic scene played out over lunch hour yesterday. Was it really worth it for a new stapler? Not an easy question to answer the day after. Not easy at all. Roll the ugliness..... Scene.

Anyone else have a problem trying to spit out a quality answer to the question "So what's been going on lately?" in the months of January and February every year? Well.....yeah. That's been me. Just not a lot going on in Ol' Dixon's head lately. If I post all of the things that I've been up to recently, most all of what you'd see would be pictures of food that either I have made, or have been served in a restaurant. I have this strange need to take pictures of plates of food. If I post all of them, I run the risk of this here award-winning blog (as far as you know) being typecast. We (the Royal "We") here at UUKBlog pride ourselves on taking the shotgun approach to topic selection. But it's been a good February, and there's some new posts in the blog pipeline. So consider this the first true posting slump, of which there will likely be many more. I'm okay with that. You? Back at it.... Stay tuned. By the way....that's the ...